Where the fuck am I?

Sheila. Mashiro. I just got a new bed, so you two better not break it.

I still don't know how you two broke the last one. You must be heavier than you look.

( Private )

Sheila. I don't care if you sleep on the floor. Just keep your ass out of my bed.

( Private )

Is getting attacked by some green monster on your way back from the bar a normal occurrence here?

[ooc: Mashiro attacked him for not paying attention to her or giving her a piggyback ride~]

Better.

[A pause]

Is there a bar here?

Is this place always so noisy?

Where the hell am I.